A is an Activist itching to fight.
B is a Beast with its animal rights.
C was a Cripple (now differently abled).
D is a Drunk who is “liquor-enabled.”
E is an Ecologist who saves spotted owls.
F was a Forester, now staffing McDonald’s.
G is a Glutton who says he’s “food-centered.’”
H is a Hermaphrodite skirting problems of gender.
I is an ‘’Ism” (you’d better believe it).
J is a Jingoist—love it or leave it!
K is a Kettle the pot can’t call black.
L is a Lifestyle not bound to the pack.
M is a Mindset with bias galore.
N was a Negro, but not anymore.
O is an Oppressor, devoid of self-love.
P is the Patriarchy (see “O” above).
Q is a Quip that costs someone a job.
R is the Reasoning done by a mob.
S is a Sexist, that slobbering menace.
T is a Teapot that’s brewing a tempest.
U is for Umbrage at the slightest transgression.
V is a Valentine, tool of oppression.
W is for “Woman,” however it’s spelled.
X is a chromosome we share in our cells.
Y is a Yogi for the easily led.
Z is a Zombie, the differently dead.
from JAMES FINN GARNER (via arvindguptatoys) .... esp useful in times when you are bombarded with ANNA or noANNA articles.......
but i add a correction N is for "nuanced-understanding" in the jargon of politically correct ppl
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